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 THE TROLLMAP — NOT A ROADMAP — THERE IS NO ROAD — ONLY TROLLING — DATES ARE FAKE — PHASES ARE REAL — U MAD? — $TROLLARC ON ARC — THE TROLLMAP — NOT A ROADMAP — THERE IS NO ROAD — ONLY TROLLING — DATES ARE FAKE — PHASES ARE REAL — U MAD? — $TROLLARC ON ARC —

THE TROLLMAP

troll@arc:~$ cat ./roadmap.txt — file not found. loading trollmap instead…

PHASE 0 — COMPLETE

EXIST // the hardest part

  • be the oldest joke on the internet
  • turn purple
  • arrive on arc at sub-second finality
PHASE 1 — COMPLETE

TROLL // proof of concept

  • ship a site that trolls you for reading it
  • promo videos: the suits have been trolled
  • meme vault stocked (37 classics, re-trolled)
  • site reborn on next.js — the troll compiles now
PHASE 2 — YOU ARE HERE

TROLL HARDER // proof of troll

  • bounty board live — earn cred, climb ranks
  • meme olympics every week
  • the vault grows. it always grows.
  • raid season opens
PHASE 3 — LOCKED

THE GREAT TROLLING // CT is not ready

  • the white whale bounty gets claimed
  • troll appears somewhere physical. nobody knows how
  • █████ ███ ████████ (the suits sign a peace treaty)
PHASE ??? — LOCKED

U MAD? // you already know

  • ████████████████
  • ██ ███ ██████ ████
  • problem?
PHASE ∞ : you can't beat him.
you can only hold him.