THE TROLLMAP
troll@arc:~$ cat ./roadmap.txt — file not found. loading trollmap instead…
PHASE 0 — COMPLETEEXIST // the hardest part
- be the oldest joke on the internet
- turn purple
- arrive on arc at sub-second finality
PHASE 1 — COMPLETETROLL // proof of concept
- ship a site that trolls you for reading it
- promo videos: the suits have been trolled
- meme vault stocked (37 classics, re-trolled)
- site reborn on next.js — the troll compiles now
PHASE 2 — YOU ARE HERETROLL HARDER // proof of troll
- bounty board live — earn cred, climb ranks
- meme olympics every week
- the vault grows. it always grows.
- raid season opens
PHASE 3 — LOCKEDTHE GREAT TROLLING // CT is not ready
- the white whale bounty gets claimed
- troll appears somewhere physical. nobody knows how
- █████ ███ ████████ (the suits sign a peace treaty)
PHASE ??? — LOCKEDU MAD? // you already know
- ████████████████
- ██ ███ ██████ ████
- problem?
PHASE ∞ : you can't beat him.
you can only hold him.